When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.

 The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge.

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.

She always speaks to him in a loud voice.

She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another.

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens.

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go as expected.

It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy.

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal.

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.

I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow.

Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces.

He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there.

Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.

Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.

He drank life before spitting it out.

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Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.

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 It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow. Red is greener than purple, for sure. I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn't want to subsist on veggie crackers. Combines are no longer just for farms. Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun. All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat. I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened. She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor. Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic. The body piercing didn't go exactly as he expected. The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise. The old apple revels in its authority. The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing. Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats.
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