Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.

 The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer.

Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios.

Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological.

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.

A dead duck doesn't fly backward.

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past.

There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't it.

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

The door slammed on the watermelon.

He was all business when he wore his clown suit.

The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.

If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, it’s really not as bad as it sounds.

If you don't like toenails, you probably shouldn't look at your feet.

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.

There's probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.

Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy.

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.

Warm beer on a cold day isn't my idea of fun.

Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition.

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When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.

They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.